Expect to see me looking like this soon, except female and hopefully a little better looking. Yesterday I was bit by an evil ant. I felt a "bee sting like" pain in my arm and when I looked down there was this giant, vicious creature with its fangs lodged deep in my flesh.
When I quickly pulled it off, its large vicious head stay embedded in my arm. Ew. Anyways, today the swelling is down and the fang marks are scabbed over. I think I will live, but I find that I have suprisingly little trouble lifting heavy objects. Odd...